It's a bookmark made of plastic.
Morton says, "I turn Grandma Norske facing away from me when marking a particularly steamy passage from the slave girl sci-fi genre I'm most fond of..."
It's always time for coffee with Grandma Norske!
Let's hope she still loves coffee...
You Are What You Eat -- Don't Be A Vegetable™
Santa's got a brand new bag.
Rock out with everyone's favorite cephalapod.
Don't get bent outta shape, Dude.
Good for a shopping spree later.
Customizeable with your photos.
with Malfunctioning Colonic Discharge Capture Device
Wear short sleeves with confidence
Say goodbye to "plumber's butt" when bending over.
Silences and nullifies objectionable personal emissions.
